Ok...raise your hand if you can do one of the following:

  1. Say something nice.
  2. Stare at the picture with a straight face.
  3. Go to the mall and purchase one of those outfits for yourself.
...(*waits*)...

Me either.
Chance, Real (from I Love New York/Money/any future spinoffs) and their sans-masculine brother Love hit up the red carpet for the 2008 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. You gotta admire their tough-guy look. They look about as "hard" as a handkerchief in Terrance Howard's manpurse. DO.NOT.WANT. (*points to Exit sign*)