You named your baby what?

By Raider_wifee

Well as previously reported Erykah has had her baby girl... but new reports are surfacing that she has had an acid trip and named that poor bundle of joy.... Mars.. WTF??

I hope she plans on home schooling that baby, cause once the kindergartners get a load of their new classmate.. it's on and poppin! I hope she is also going to supply her child with a lifetime memebership to Tae Kwan Do or some form of protective martial arts.. smh...

Must black folks be "special" with everything?? I mean she couldn't have come up with any other name besides Mars?? She might as well named that baby "No Name" I could have dealt with that... *paging all doctor's stat to tie a knot in her fallopians*

I guess she won't have much sibling rivalry with Seven and Puma... *serious side eye of fatality*

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3 Responses to You named your baby what?

Anonymous February 5, 2009 at 4:28 PM

Puma is the most decent name out of all three. That child still is named after a shoe.

The creator of Baduizm doesn't stray from her norm on this one. AT LEAST she didn't name it titty milk like she twittered! I'm a bit thankful for that.

Anonymous February 6, 2009 at 4:17 PM

LMAO @ titty milk

MissOMyGoodnezz February 8, 2009 at 8:32 AM

Call me crazy but I actually like the name Mars Merkaba. I actually like all of her kids names, my fav being Seven. I think its mainly because I like the fact she is trying to be unique wit it and not ghetto by naming her kid after a liquor or a car. That, or maybe its because the name doesnt start with La,Sha,T',Ka..etc..