(Laminate this cover homie cuz' it's sure to be your last)

I knew Soulja Boys new cd would flop like a 500 pound person on a water bed. Charles Hamilton is somewhere roasting SB as we speak!

It looks like the era of Soulja Boy has come to an end. Soulja Boy's new album "iSouljaBoyTellEm" is estimated to only sell around 35,000 copies in it's first week. The Crank Dat rapper's first album "SouljaBoyTellEm.com" sold nearly 3.5x the amount, racking in around 117,262 in it's first week. Soulja Boy tried to replicate the success of his single "Crank Dat" by creating another dance track called "Balk" but the single hasn't got much radio play or views online comparatively. (Source)

You would have thought I was in church the way I took off running around my house when I heard the news. Good riddance! No more cooning us out little one. I pray he saved some of that money for a rainy day because he's going to need it.

Move over Mya and Kelly, we have a new member to the Flop Crew.