Memories.. of the way we were...
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By Raider_wifee
I've been asked to come and guest blog once a week for the Watch Your Setup readers.. and I'm truly flattered! Now there's your introduction.. now on with the show!
So I'm sitting there yesterday staring at my blog and I couldn't remember anything good to talk about, until I went home and the thoughts started rolling in.. memories to be more exact. I can recall 14 years of parenting and I thought I would share some with ya'll..
I can remember sending my daughter to preschool back in the day when I worked for WMAC (Waste Management of Alameda County) and this is not the kind of job where you can receive personal calls.. naw they wasn't bout that mess - not a bit! So I'm sitting there doing my job when all of a sudden I get a call on my celly cell.. wait is that my baby's school (first thought - Ah Lawd... somebody done hit my baby - time to turn into Super Nucca Mama) and I hear the teacher on the other end saying "Ms Wifee.. we've got a problem and I need to speak to you about it" So I'm curious thinking I'm going to have to rush to the hospital or something.. Jesus give me strength. As she begins to explain the reason for the call - I swear this was my facial expression throughout the whole call...
So she starts to say that she's been having an issue with my daughter and she needs my help. Then as sure as I'm black the lady commences to tell me that my daughter refuses to take a nap..
So I'm thinking.. maybe I need to investigate this a little further.. I know that lady didn't just say that.. so I ask her "Well is she disturbing the other children?" (and this is where this ish gets hilarious) She says "No, she just lays on her cot with her eyes open, quiet but she refuses to sleep"
So you just wasted not only my time, but you've also wasted your own time with this foolishness. Hell I could have had a V8. If the child is quiet and ain't disturbing nobody - why do you feel the need to channel Hitler with this phone call?
The reason this whole memory came to mind was because two weeks ago I saw that very teacher in the grocery store and she asked me how my daughter was doing..
Me: "Well she still sleeps with her eyes open, but she's fine..."
2 Responses to Memories.. of the way we were...
LMBAO! I bet that teacher gave you an EXTREME SEOD! I work in a educational setting and I know for a fact teachers call the parents just to get them to come pick up the little heathens. lol Half the time the kids don't sleep anyway.
It's this one little boy that keep everybody up fucking around on his cot. They wake up at 4:00 and what do you know...this little shit waits til 3:30 to try and get some z's. It takes everything for me not to pull the fire alarm and yell FIREEEEEEEEEEEE on his bad butt. lol
Great post!
ROFLMAO!!! Excellent story! I wish a nicca would call me just to tell me that. I would've snatch the sandal off of Moses himself and busted (yes 'busted') her in the head 50-11 times. Wifee, you must've had your daughter in a nice school, cus dem school in the hood...you would never get a call like that (if at all).
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