In honor of Snoop Doggs wife, Shante, DUI arrest *SMMFH* I've decided to kick off a post of the funniest celebrity mug shots. Too mad she looks like she's already an inmate.
I know Ne-you was CRYING and BEGGING for them to let him keep on his hat! ROFL! Did they let him gloss up for the shot? His lip gloss is still poppin. But the "M" shape hairline is a mess.
Michael Jackson looks like his face is made out of white Play Dough. Why anyone would let their child stay with someone that LOOKS like that is amazing. His hair is still fried, dyed, and laid to the side. Whoever arched his eyebrows need an ass whipping! He looks surprised as hell.
I don't know where to start...I do know that she should have borrowed Ne-Ne's lip gloss because her lips are .2 seconds from bleeding. The blond curly fries ponytail is terrible and her Oscar the Grouch eyebrows are scaring me.
The first thing I though of when I saw this picture was "AINT NOBODY COMING TO SEE YOU OTIS!" Tell me he don't look like Leon when he was playing David Ruffin in The Temptations movie.
*sigh* Trick Daddy took "getting scraped" to a whole other level. Did he at least pinch the bish? I mean he looks like he was literally getting dragged up and down concrete. This has got to be embarrassing for any rapper who talks about how "hard" they are.
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*logs on to monster.com, because I'm sure I'm fired from this post alone*
Lawd Hammercy! Let me gather my thoughts.
1. "Boss Lady" SMH. I feel like squirting some Proactiv gel on my fist and just BUSTIN her in her face. Kudos to her hairdresser tho.
2. If you stare at Ne-Yo's mugshot long enough, you will feel molested. He looks like...THIS in the face.
3. See...this is where I lost my job. Bright and alert. Quick...somebody get me a sharpie. *writes "YIELD" on forehead and stick him on the corner* He look like he just saw High...Elementary School Musical.
4. Stank. That Sideshow Bob look is NOT da bidness. Ernie: "Hey Bert" Bert: "Yeah Ernie?" Ernie: "Khia just called. She wants to borrow your eyebrows"
5. A smirk? You can't tell me that he don't look like he just "oral'ed" the idiot above him.
6. Ol' Brillo pad face. He's reppin Slip-n-Slide literally on this one. SMH at him still tryna look hard.
@ 15minutebreak
1, 5, 6 is the reason why I'm about to ban you from the site. I laughed so hard my co-workers came up here.
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