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According to In Touch Beyonce has an estimated 1 million bucks worth of wigs. It's said her wigs are made out of human hair and some cost about 10 stacks a pop. *raises eyebrow* Beyonce is giving you guys another reason to kiss the Knowles so-in-so. She's donating all her used, sweated out concert tracks to chemotherapy patients. (source)

I'd love to meet the person who made the $10,000 wig above. They're somewhere laughing their butts off having a little vacation sponsored by her.

Seriously, I'm glad she's giving back to the community. However, I hope they cut some of those wigs up and make them appropriate. Imagine a 60-year-old elderly lady in this.....



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Tueday Vent Day

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(Pic is courtesy of Justin Time Facebook page lol)

So I have a list of things to Vent about today. Our people do the darnest things and I can't dealt with it. I've had to start too many conversations and thoughts off with "If I see one more...." It's ridiculous! Let me let you in a few. If I see one more....

Lady in knee-boots and it's 81 degrees outside.
Fall is coming soon. No need to rush into your new school shoes. It will be here before you know it.

Guy in skinny, not slim leg jeans.
Some of you just take it too far. I shouldn't see your sock print. Please learn the difference between skinny and slim.

Person turned rapper.
Get.a.job. Rapping does not equal employment unless you're getting paid for it.

Grown man with "Take U Down" ringtone. Seriously, I've counted 3 on the train so far. WTF?

Girls with tracks showing . At least make us believe it's yours. It's really not that hard.

Sheer leggings that look like pantyhose. Stop being cheap. I should not see your skin through your leggings. Go to Target and get some real leggings!

Big girls with Baby Phat on. If the cat looks like Simba from The Lion King when he became king, your ass shouldn't be in it! Sorry, but somebody had to tell you. *shrugs"

Tell me some of your "If I see one more...."


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(This photo fits perfectly!)

Bush $700 billion bailout plan was DENIED like Jermaine Dupri on a Six Flags ride. Bush claims if this bill isn't passed the economy will collapse. Uhhh, too late!

The difference is THEIR economy will collapse. Us middle class, low class folks have already had issues with the economy; loss of jobs, small businesses, homes, etc. Bush and his little rich cronies will suffer this time around, which is why he's trying like hell to get this bill passed before he gets the boot out of the White House. Since they caused everyone to suffer because of their bad decisions and greed, it's only right for the to suffer the same fate they dealt to others. Karma is a bish.

Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelsoi, gave an honest speech that helped change the minds of many voters, as well ass piss pro-supporters of the bill off. "In her speech, Pelsoi said the economioc crisis reflect "the costs of the Bush Administration’s failed economic policies—policies built on budgetary recklessness, on an anything goes mentality, with no regulation, no supervision, and no discipline in the system." (source)

So I'll do the anti-supporters a favor and tell Bush what they really wanted to tell him....




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Hardheaded

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We, as women, know we can be hardheaded like kids. He specifically told her not to bother the gun, yet she's out there like she's preparing for a shootout in the Old West. For a second I think she really believed she was Wyatt Earp. Well until he brought her world crashing down! She got out of there like she was in the middle of a drive-by when the firecrackers went off! LMAO I bet he slept on the couch for a month.

Marriage...don't you just love it. lol


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As you can see, the picture above shows a jar of vaseline. Don't worry, the government, Bush, McCain, Big Lenders, etc. will NOT be using this on college students (or aspiring college students). Read story below:

Dozens of the country's biggest lenders have stopped doling out student loans to struggling college kids because of the economic upheaval - leaving scores of would-be scholars combing the want ads this fall instead of hitting the books.

Many lending experts say panicked banks are still reeling from mortgage meltdowns and are leery about taking a chance with their dwindling liquidity.

More than 33 banks and lenders have completely shuttered or suspended their private loan programs in the past year, and more than 100 have stopped participating in all or parts of the federally guaranteed student-loan program, according to FinAid.org, a Web site that keeps track of the student-loan industry.

The scurrying ranks include former lending powerhouses such as MyRichUncle.com, Bank of America and Campus Door, which was backed by Lehman Brothers.

[more on the story]

What a big f*ckin shame. It's bad enough the job market is barely set up for college grads. It's bad enough that these loan companies hound us for money. We're strugglin, but yet the government can overlook education and donate $700 billion to big companies with lazy azz CEOs, who take vacations as frequent as they change underwear. No bailout plan for 50+ futhamuckin kids crammed in a classroom with old azz books and unpassionate azz teachers. This is why China and other countries are gonna shake our azz because they contribute to education over there. I thought the kids were the future, but I guess not. I thought knowledge is power, but I guess not. This seems like a grand opportunity for Obama to win, because he constantly talks about a funding plan for college students. This makes no damn sense.




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The FAILED Olympics

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Obama = 1; McCain = 0

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If you think that was bad, wait until Sarah "2+2= let me look it up on wikipedia" Palin take on Joe "I OWN McCain" Biden on Thursday for the Vice Presidential Debate on CNN.

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FOUNTAIN, Colorado (AP) -- A Colorado teenager hired men to kill his mother so he could use her money to get breast implants for his girlfriend, police said.

Nikita Lee Weis, 18, was arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, said Fountain Deputy Police Chief Mike Barnett.

Weis' mother, Hyun Weis, was attacked Thursday with a small wooden baseball bat at her home but escaped, authorities said. She was released Friday from a hospital.

His girlfriend, Sophia Nicole Alsept, and two men police said he hired, Juan Antonio Velez Gonzalez, 18, and Brandon Michael Soroka, 19, were also arrested on the charge of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder.

Barnett said Weis wanted to sell his mother's car and use money in her bank accounts to pay for breast implants for Alsept, 21.

Barnett also said the suspects discussed wrapping Hyun Weis' body in plastic and dumping it in the desert in New Mexico or Arizona.

All were being held on $50,000 bail. Officials did not know whether they had attorneys and said they couldn't get messages to them. [SOURCE]

Ok...WHAT? All of this for your flat-chested hoe girlfriend? How do you balance that thought in your head? Kill mom = new boobs for my girlfriend (who could break up with me). They keep this up, Jesus gonna come back to an empty world, between all of these senseless murders and me beating the hell out of these idiots. My question is...how much did he pay these other idiots to kill his mom? Killin ain't cheap. Why not save the money you was gonna use to kill your mom towards the implants? Cot damn, atleast stuff tissue in your trainning bra for the time being. She must got that good good for all of this to take place. Her snatch must come with central air, and handmaids tucked to the side, set on autoclean. SMH.




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Ciara Gives Back

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CiCi took 5 finalist from her "Who inspires you?" contest to Six Flags this weekend. She also gave a performance of a few of her new songs off her upcoming album "Fantasy Ride."

She should have gave her mom a shirt to put over that cut up dress. That design is not acceptable at proms, so it damn sure isn't acceptable for day wear. Don't shoot the messenger! Shoot them for letting her come out AND take a picture in that contraption.


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Tina Fey made more sense as Sarah Palin, then Palin EVER made as herself. SMH


Katie: " How did the world leaders you met with react to you?"
Sarah: "They embraced me Katie. Both figuratively, and a couple of them Pakistan guys literally."

LMAO! Whoever votes for these idiots deserve exactly what they get. I promise we won't see Palin for a minute. McCain's people got her locked in the basement going through immense media training.

"I'd like to use one of my lifelines." I.QUIT. AND.I.REFUSE.
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....because everyone's reaction to being scared is not the same! LMAO Watch your setup this Halloween folks.

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Ashanti came to Chicago last Thursday to perform at a club. I got the invite but I had to wash my hair. *rolls eyes* Did anyone go? Humor me...drop me a comment and tell me how it was. The part that had me LMAO was the fact they were giving away FREE HENNESSEY ALL NIGHT! *dies* They know you gotta be drunker than a skunk to listen to her ass caterwauling all night.

This is a pic of her actual performance.....I see she's still doing the same moves. Eff' free drinks, they would've had to give me my own personal fifth of Henny to sit through her whole set. I ain't gon' be able ta do it!


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Kanye West will not be charged with a felony for checking the paparazzi at the LAX airport. I know he's somewhere doing his "Jesus Walks" dance on you haters!

Los Angeles County prosecutors have decided not to file felony charges against Kanye West and his manager in regard to a recent arrest at LAX in which a paparazzo's camera was broken.

According to the Associated Press, prosecutors have yet to decide whether or not they will charge West with a misdemeanor.

West was arrested on September 11 after he and his manager became involved in an altercation with a paparazzo, resulting in the rapper struggling with the photog before smashing the flash to his camera on the floor. (source)

Serves them right! I'm not saying beating the breaks off the paparazzi is politically correct, but sometimes they get out of line and invade peoples privacy. Furthermore, it can get deadly. Remember what happened to Princess Diana? A law needs to passed to prohibit them from crossing the line.

Seen at Bossip
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New York natives, PLEASE EXPLAIN YOURSELVES!!!! I was looking at some pics from your parties and I saw wayyyyy too much hood booty; literally. I'm not sure if the cameraman asked to see their ovaries, but they sure obliged. I guess the second harlot thought putting her hand over her snatch was "classy." SEOD

I can't take it. I'd rather be in my house with some Flaming Hots and a Lifetime movie. I refuse to pay my $20 for the CLUB and get there and find out it's been turned into The Vagina Monologues.
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GLawd Hammercy!

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Police arrested Henry Earl for alcohol intoxication, a charge he’s faced hundreds of times before.

Earl is a pseudo-celebrity because of his extensive record. He’s been featured on late night talk shows and has several websites dedicated to tracking his arrest record.

Earl’s 1,000th arrest happened late Monday night on South Limestone. He’ll be in court Tuesday afternoon to answer to this latest charge.

If you’re wondering what 1,000 arrests equals, here’s a look at Henry Earl’s history.

In all, he’s spent 4,123 days in jail.

35 of his 1000 arrests have been this year alone, landing him behind bars 189 days in 2008.

On average, Earl is out of jail about two days before he lands back behind bars, although this time he was out for four days before his latest arrest. [source]

Wow...I'm sure DMX got posters in his cell room of this dude. Dayum! 1,000 arrests? (*calls Guinness Book of World Records*). Why not life in prison? How in the 'frowned upon' hell is he supposed to get a job?

*reads application*
*gets to criminal felony portion*
*reads
"if yes, please explain"*
*pulls out 12 booklets*
*turns in application with booklets*
*person in HR dept says,
"I quit this b*tch!"*

SMDH! WOW!
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I'm trying to be nice. Really I am. I mean I like Raven Symone and her chunky swag, but as President of the DO.NOT.WANT. committee, I think I may have to VETO this one. That stage is way too big for them to stay in the camera pocket like that. Those 3rd string Omarion dancers are in violation. NO. I'll let the ladies comment on yellow pants, the non matching gray shirt and the unnecessary double-breasted black vest with the green clip-on tie. Oops. And I swear, them boys better put them scarfs back in their momma's drawer when they get back home.
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LMAO of the Day

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As our motto says...WATCH YOUR SETUP! Now, take a look at this:



Hell to the naw...ain't enough members on the prayer team to stop me from disobeying the 6th commandment. I wonder how this would've panned out had it been some brothas.
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Ok...for the sake of politics (and the fact that A.Red bought it up), I want to shed light on why in the hell it's time for CHANGE.

Exhibit A: Sarah "this is my 2nd or 3rd interview ever" Palin. Watch how Katie Couric OWNS Sarah Palin (especially during the end).

Bag of rocks > Sarah Palin. “I’ll try to find some and I’ll bring ‘em to ya!” was her reply. She couldn't answer a question if Question was her mama's name. So really...do I want to vote for a decrepit John McLame only for him to pass away (or suspend his term just like he suspended his campain) and leave the reigns to her? Speaking of McLame and suspending things...

Exhibit B: David Letterman ETHERS Johnny Boy! Man...it seems long, but it's worth looking at. Dave bought forth GREAT points. McLame was suppose to be on Dave's show too, but canceled at the last minute, which probably gave reason for the ethering. Dave was professional about it, but pissed at the same time. (especially around the 5 minute mark)


My favorite quotes from this:
"You don't suspend your campaign. This doesn't smell right. This isn't the way a tested hero behaves."

"I think someone's putting something in his Metamucil."

"He can't run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second-string quarterback, Sarah Palin. Where is she?"

"What are you going to do if you're elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We've got a guy like that now!"

Barack is straight chillin during this shenanigans. And while he's chillin, he's climbing the polls. Slightly over a month away. VOTE or DIE (Literally!)
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Yeah. I remember when "The Box" was out, and this video was up for selection. They would play snippets in the background until someone ordered a video. (NOTE: I think we should bring "The Box" back). Anyways, this joint was off the Hoodlum Soundtrack.

(*contemplates renting the movie*)

I tried to see what she was up to these days. I found her myspace page, but myspace is blocked here at the workplace, so I'ma have to rely on the replies. (http://www.myspace.com/idavinamusic)

The second video is the remix with Raekwon:

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Washington Mutual Bank was seized by the Federal Department Insurance Corp. and a part of it's stocks sold to J.P. Morgan/Chase. The downfall of this large bank was set off by their bad bets on the mortgage market. They are calling the demise of Washington Mutual "the biggest bank to fail in U. S. history." (source)

Well, I wish someone I told me this before I went and deposited my check there on yesterday. J.P. Morgan is saying things won't change, but we all know that's a crock of ----. They always say that in the beginning, but start changing things a little at a time. More importantly, our economy is in a extremely bad state y'all! They're saying we haven't experienced such lows since the Great Depression. In 8 years Bush has cause our economy, hell lives to plummet. WE NEED CHANGE! Can you imagine another 8 years like this? No , the next President will not be able to change things overnight. But the keyword is we need someone who will CHANGE things, not tread along the same path we're on.

I know J.P. Morgan better keep my free checks for life incentive!
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Chicago Spotlight: Boo

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Artist and Businessman, Boo is a double threat to the music industry and is attacking it from every angle with the goal of success in mind. Boo has put his blood, sweat and tears into the industry and grinded out songs with some of the biggest names in music. He has formulated a strong foundation for himself, and now he’s reaping the benefits of his hard labor. With a solo album preparing to drop and establishing his very own record label Mob Boss Entertainment, Boo is ready to continuously leave his mark in music history.

Boo annihilates the historic, yet prevailing West Side versus South side rivalry of Chicago. He thus chose to represent for the city as a whole. The question is will you represent for him?


What part of Chicago are you from?

Boo: I represent ALL of Chicago. Pretty soon, it’ll be Atlanta, LA, Dallas, New York, Paris, Sydney, Bombay, Internationally known! My music isn’t about where I represent but who I represent and how I PRESENT myself as an artist.

How was your transition from being a rapper looking for a label, to being on a label that didn’t fit your personal vision, to being the CEO of your own label?

Boo: All of my trials and tribulations influenced who I am now. You have to go through highs and lows to have a complete sense of the music business. The majority of artists want to be CEO of their own label so that they can have 100% creative control. That’s just the natural progression of the business.

When was Mob Boss Entertainment established?

Boo: Mob Boss Entertainment has always been a lingering idea. It was put into full effect 2004 and we’ve just rolled with it since then.

What kind of talent will Mob Boss Entertainment be unleashing?

Boo: The first thing is to now establish myself as a respected businessman. Then, we are looking to represent all facets of the entertainment business. Rappers, R&B artists, Models, and eventually urban Actors and Actresses. Where we go from there? The sky’s the limit.

What do you look for when you trying to find “the next hot thing?”

Boo: Everyone always talks about and hears of the “wow factor”. The artist has to have a niche and be distinctive. If they sound like everyone else, then, it will defeat the purpose and the hard work put behind them. There is already a Tupac, Biggie, Slick Rick, Run DMC. From back in the beginning until now. We have to find and only work with artists who bring something new and different to the table.

You’ve been able to have longevity in a business where one hit wonders are common. How did you accomplish this?

Boo: I didn’t give up. Some people have different ambitions. They have fallbacks and other “ideas”. I really put all my chips into the game. I’m all in, so there’s no stopping me. I didn’t give up because I can’t.

From your initial breakout until now, you’ve worked with some of the hottest names in music. Being able to say you collaborated with R. Kelly, Jay Z, and Lil Wayne is an accomplishment many artist wish they could attest to. Explain the experience and feelings of working with such musical geniuses at the forefront of your career?

Boo: I am lucky. As an artist new into your career, your eyes are open to so much. You are susceptible to their influences. Me, personally, I worked with artists who are so accomplished and wanted to share their knowledge of the industry. It was so much to take in but I feel that I was definitely able to learn from them and ensure that I would have longevity.

Many people think being able to spit a few rhyming sentences mean they have what it takes to make it in the music industry. Enlighten us on the difference between freestyling and being able to lay down a record.

Boo: I actually think it’s the opposite. There are a lot of people who can lay down a record. Now, whether it ends up being hot, that’s up to the listeners to decide. If people call that talent; that’s the variation. Freestyling is more of a natural-born ability than a developed talent. Either way, both are artists in their own right.

Do you think hailing from the Chi stifled your progress in the music industry?

Boo: Chicago artists suffer. By suffer I mean struggle to make it. People don’t say; “I’m going to go to Chicago and make it big.” They go to NYC or LA, someplace where the label headquarters are. This city is so hungry for its turn to be seen. There are artists everywhere you go. There are talented artists everywhere in the city; South, West, North, East, downtown – you have the bucket boys that used to be on Michigan Ave. We could almost create our own universe.

It’s rumored that your solo project should be dropping this year. Can you give us a glimpse of the direction you went for with this album?

Boo: I created this album from my past and my future. To represent who I am as an artist but at the same time give people something they want to listen to… maybe move to. You’ll see.

Looking back in retrospect, in regards to being in and out of groups, switching record labels, and now finally being about to release your solo project, do you feel you’ve come full circle?

Boo: Coming full circle is about everything I’ve been through. Everything that you see I have done the ups and downs. I know I’ve come full circle, but I’m ready to go a second round; without the downs.

It seems hip hop is being blamed for most of the negativity in today’s society. How do you feel about hip hop being the scapegoat to the world’s problem?

Boo: It is a scapegoat which is unfortunate. For people involved in the industry itself, it’s a release. It’s a way to express suppression, aggravation, everything that we want to say, we can do it in our music.

What can we expect from Boo in 2008?

Boo: Well, of course the solo album. Giving back. Helping other people get to where they need to be musically and in other ways. And platinum hits.

What advice can you give to up and coming entrepreneurs who want to start their own label, as well as aspiring artist?

Boo: Don’t burn any bridges. Learn from people whether its good or bad. Don’t be in it for the money. You have to have ambition for this that nothing else can override. Never be afraid to be influenced. You have to be able to close your mouth and open up your ears in order to learn. Anyone that is capable of that, they can make it. Don’t forget where you come from and appreciate each fan because without them building them you up, you’ll stay at the bottom.

To find our more info on Boo and listen to his music, visit his Myspace page:

http://www.myspace.com/boombe

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No commentary necessary! Make sure you get out and vote!!!!!


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Ok...raise your hand if you can do one of the following:
  1. Say something nice.
  2. Stare at the picture with a straight face.
  3. Go to the mall and purchase one of those outfits for yourself.
...(*waits*)...

Me either.
Chance, Real (from I Love New York/Money/any future spinoffs) and their sans-masculine brother Love hit up the red carpet for the 2008 Fox Reality Channel Really Awards. You gotta admire their tough-guy look. They look about as "hard" as a handkerchief in Terrance Howard's manpurse. DO.NOT.WANT. (*points to Exit sign*)

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First of all...eff what you heard (or see). I bet you Bobby Brown's wedding vows that dude at the beginning of the video is Jamie Foxx (before the fame). If not, then dayum! This joint has been in my head for like 2 weeks now, so I had to post it. Yep, 1988. Most of y'all youngins were just conceived.
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Today Show former flunky, Ed McMahon decided to become a rapper. *deep sigh* This 85-year-old delusional fool will be dropping lyrics inspired by his financial woes for Freecreditreport.com .

The videos feature McMahon wearing a tracksuit, being chauffeured around Los Angeles in a Cadillac Escalade golf cart and waxing lyrical about his very public financial troubles.

"I knew I could sing the blues, but I didn't know I could rap," McMahon said Wednesday.

"When I retired, I was famous," McMahon raps in the video. "I had money and glory/I bought a house for 6 mill/I thought nothing could touch me/Until my credit went south, and debt started to crunch me/Next thing I know, instead of playing gin rummy, I was scrambling just to make ends meet/It wasn't funny."

After being joined by two scantily clad women, McMahon continues: "Got a bump from the media chumps, but that was temporary/Wife with bad credit was scary, so I got wise/I may have fallen, but I got back up/Now I'm back on the attack, like a ninja swinging nunchucks/I told the haters, 'Go on, take a hike'/It's my show now, and I can do what I like."(source)


I have a serious problem with this! Why does he have to be a broke down, ghettofied rapper, but when he comes into cash he turns into a respectable businessman in suit? Furthermore, why are they even making us the initial target like "the others" don't have monetary issues? FULL BLOWN FUCKERY AT IT'S BEST!

They call it "humorous spots" but I call is Blackface 2008. When they shoot a video with him toothless, in a flannel and drawls, scratching his balls in front of his trailer park, I'll call it humorous.

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If he was sitting down watching the game next to his parents he wouldn't have gotten taken out. The ball sent him into a breakdancers glide. LOL He slide across that floor like Eddie on The Five Heartbearts. I was ready for him to get up and start performing. The people in the bleacher reaction was priceless. Why did all of them throw their hands on their heads ROFL I bet Mary Jane will make Luke Barthalomew sat his ass down at the game.
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I was reminiscing with my girls about out crazy college days and I decided to share one of the stories that still have us rolling.


It was four of us; myself, dumb, dumber, and dumbest. We were down in this hick town and ready to come home. But it was during the middle of the week so we had to grit our teeth and bear it until Friday. However, you know the best way to take your mind off things is to get lifted. LOL Exactly what we did.



OMG we were on cloud 9. Just laughing and doing stupid stuff.





We decided we wanted to roll around campus. But neither dumbest or I had gas in our cars. So we had to go get some gas. Go get=steal. I told you it was a hick town! You could pump your gas, then pay. And it just so happened to be my turn for the free 99 gas. This was our plan...

Dumb and dumber would go into the gas station and talk to the attendant. All you had to do was bring up drinking and "the others" down there could talk for hours. Dumbest was supposed to pump the gas, then take the nozzle out and put it on the ground ( you can't put it back in the hook because it alerts the attendant). Consequently, me and dumbest would drive off and wait for them around the corner.

We get there and everything is on schedule. I'm in the car just chilling, watching my tank fill up. I look in the store and see they have the attendant sown up. Cool. My tank is finally full and I see dumbest WALK OFF INTO THE STORE. THAT WAS NOT A PART OF THE PLAN! I go with flow and puts my car in "drive" because after all, that's my assignment. As I'm driving off a feel a big pull and then hear a huge pop. I look in my rear view mirror and see dumbest never took the nozzle out!
MY DUMBASS HAVE PULLED THE NOZZLE FROM THE PUMP AND I'M NOW DRAGGING IT ALONG. *FTFO*





I.COULD.HAVE.DIED. I was high as a kite and this blew my life. I pulled over on the side of the gas station, pulled the nozzle out, and drove off like I didn't do shat! Minutes later I see the dummies all heading towards one by one like they were on a effin' field trip. They all had the look of unbelief on their faces.




All I could was LOL because I could only imagine how they felt looking out the window seeing me drive off with a nozzle in my tank. *DEAD*

The part that really kills us now is that FOUR of us were able to buy substances to get us lifted but we stole gas. Just dumb as hell. SMH

I learned a valuable lesson that day. I know you guys think it was "don't steal" or to "have better priorities." NEGATIVE. I learned to never get lifted with dumbest and plan to do illegal things. Hell, we'll all get caught playing with her.

Don't try this at home folks!
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Jay-Z ethered Oasis (yeah, I really didn't know who they were either) at the Glastonbury concert this year. They were one of the main pricks who were talking out the side of their neck about his performance. Well they've come back with a diss song. I couldn't get through it because it's bunk as hell. It's sounds like something a 5th grader can write. And they supposedly had help with the song and video by a un-named UK rapper. He better keep his day job if that's what he has to offer.

More importantly, who comes out months later with a diss song? The subject matter is pretty much dead now. You've been treated! Coming out with a diss nursery rhyme after the fact will not give you your balls back. NEXT!

Do you think Jay-Z will respond?

Thanks Str8nyc

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"DO NOT" wear any OBAMA Paraphernalia to the Voting Polls!!!!

Please be advised it is against the law to wear any Obama shirts, hats, pins, or anything of that nature to the polls. Doing so can get you turned away; SOMETHING THEY WANT! They consider it "campaigning" so please believe you'll get the boot.


Please spread the word because their banking on us being so geeked that we'll dress in our best school Obama clothes in excitement to be a part of history. Let's show them we're aware of this long standing law and elect the first African-American President!

Watch your setup AND your fellow mankind's on Nov. 5th! Every vote counts.


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Clay Aiken finally told People Magazine what we've been known; he's gay. He's on the cover of the latest issue with his son Parker.

On making the decision to come out of the closet:

"It was the first decision I made as a father," Aiken, 29, tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."

His fans reactions:

Whether it be having a child out of wedlock, or whether it be simply being a homosexual, it's going to be a lot...know that I've never intended to lie to anybody at all. ... But if they leave, I don't want them to leave hating me.

On his mom's reaction:

She started crying. She was obviously somewhat stunned. But she was very supportive and very comforting...She still struggles with things quite a bit, but she's come a long way."

Now....come on. There is no way his mom should have been shocked her baby was a tambourine player. It's been evident from the first day I've ever seen him. We'll see how loyal is fans will be after this admittance. They use to bumrush A HOT MESS! blog getting mad at us for saying he's gay. Let's see their reaction now.



Lindsay Lohan have confirmed it as well. (source). They're dropping like flies.
I love the peen to much for that. *goes to find my hard stiff one*




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...or Granny will watch it for you. The first old lady said "She's gutter trash." Her sidekick could barely get her statement out before she got knocked square in the face! LMAO Granny and her youngster walked off like they didn't even do anything. Fixodent must really work because I expected that lady's teeth to start flying. lol

Why couldn't they just walk it out like this Granny?




LMAO! She really started killing the moves at 20 seconds. Older folks know they're a trip!


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Wednesday W's

Posted In: . By A. Red


  • Why wasn't I aware a Janet Jackson concert ticket came with a free head grind job? Maybe that's why I've never attempted to attend her concerts
  • Why do ADULTS still use the term "Grown and Sexy" to describe them? You bringing that up in a argument won't change ANYONE'S mind that you're still acting/sounding like a kid.
  • Who went out and supported Jazmine Sullivan? *SEOD @ BJ*
  • When will Rev. Run stop his kids from running his last name in the dirt?
  • Who wants to see Notorious?
  • Why is 50 Simp and Kanye going to battle album sales again?
  • Why do people really care if Tiny went of on T.I.'s jumpoffs? She's a good one for even writing to the blogs saying she didn't. *rolls eyes*
  • Why is Maneka actually pregnant again? I guess men bodies heal quicker after birth than women. I kid, I kid. A little....
  • Why was Kim Kardashian dancing like she didn't have any knees on Dancing With The Stars? Stiff much?
  • Who saw "A Family That Preys?" It was surprisingly good!
  • Who's registered to vote? HELP MAKE HISTORY!
  • Why are Nelly and Ashanti super cute together? That really took a lot for me to say....
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Me and my girl went out about a month ago to a little lounge. We were on THE WEST SIDE OF THE CHI and had to drive all the way back South. We needed to sober up a little, so we stopped at J&J fish on Madison and Central. All we wanted to do was get some food. What we didn't want is to deal with the fuckery you see above.

This GROWN MAN had JOLLY RANCHER CANDIES on the ends of his braids! *FTFO* I don't know if he thought he was the hood Willy Wonka or what, but that ish has us dying. We roasted him so bad. LMAO I dared my girl to take a pic and she did. I knew you guys would love this coonery. It only took 50-11 years to get the pic. *SEOD @ Sharizzle*

What really floored me is he had the nappiest.kitchen.ever. It looked like the balled up hair on a Barber's Shop floor. And it was raining cats and dogs. SMH He better get his stingy, sticky haired face ass up outta here!

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I'm going to hell because I was cracking up when she fell and start howling like Ashanti! ROFL I didn't know the job of a reporter was so dangerous. She shouldn't have tried to get snazzy with the movements. The other reporters deserve a raise for holding their composure. If that was me I wouldn't even have been able to talk because I would have been crying laughing, falling all over the couch.

Dead at the other lady standing there watching her in shock before she went to help her! LMAO
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SMMFH! What the hell is the issue here?! I'm seriously tired of his grandmother. BEAT.HIS.ASS.LIKE.HE.STOLE.SOMETHING. because he did! Latarian needs a dose of reality. Sending his round tail to the jail and starving him will be a great start. I bet he'll quit.

They're going to keep on playing with this little heathen and he's going to wind up like this.....


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RUN! COME AND GET YOUR SON!!!!!

I honestly don't have the strength, just like the main video chick didn't have any Frizz -Ease serum. Looking like Fraggle Rock.

What's with the cottage they came walking out of? They couldn't use Run's pool house for visuals. You know what, I'm done! I refuse! *goes out to buy stamps to mail Team Blackout some college applications*
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I would've NEVER thought I'd see the day when guys danced like hoodrats. If I saw a guy juking like this in the club I would trip him! When Pretty Ugly came out with that blasphemous remake I talked about their stripper dances on another website and people actually got offended and said guys dance like that all the time in Florida. *SEOD*

I need a GUY from Floridan, hell anywhere to tell me this kinda dancing is okay because I DON'T BELIEVE IT! YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE! It looks like somethings broke. *raises eyebrow*

He needs to be out getting a job to put some tables and lamps in that empty apartment!
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Tuesday Vent Day

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My venting will revolve around reality shows. I want someone to damn them to hell! What has happened to all the writers and producers with creativity? I want more sitcoms with actual plots! Is this too much to ask for? If I see one more reality show with the same premise I will have a fit.

What are the prerequisites to get a show? If Luke, Paris Hilton, and Ray J can get one, then I guess one of the prerequisites is to be STD ridden. But I digress. I'm just tired of cutting on my television and seeing these "reality shows" that are so staged it's not even funny. If I want reality I'll pay attention (for the free 99) to my own life or sit on my balcony and spy on my neighbors. I pay $140 for cable a month and I deserve to be entertained!

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GO OUT AND SUPPORT REAL TALENT!

I've heard the cd and it's hot! I see a bright future for Jazmine. For a full review of the album check out my boy Mack's blog Sound-Savvy.

My favorite cut off the cd so far is "Lions, Tigers, and Bears." Listen below. This song alone will make you want to cop the cd.

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Who really cares?

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People are so stupid. No, I don't expect you guys to sit through 13+ minutes of pure hating fuckery, but at least check it out. A whole video was made putting Plies on blast for talking about his brothers life instead of his own in his music. Trick Daddy need to be ashamed! None of these rappers do half the things they talk about. It's only entertainment! I really don't understand their fascination with bothering Plies. While they're wasting their time hating on him, he's still out here making money AND a name for himself.


Trick need to be more concerned with trying to get this picture banned from the internet. He been talking big ish for years and got his ass scraped in a tavern.




SMH Looking like he got that ass dragged across gravel.
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MEMO: Cursing at Work

Dear Employees:


It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.
Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.
Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange o f ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

Number 1
TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ yo u're doing.


Number 2
TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.


Number 3
TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?

Number 4
TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.


Number 5
TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!


Number 6
TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.

Number 7 TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.


Number 8
TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?


Number 9
TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won' t work.


Number 10
TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?


Number 11
TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.

Number 12
TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.


Number 13 TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.


Number 14
TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary. Number

15
TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.

Number 16
TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.

Number 17
TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?


Number 18
TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.


Thank You,
Human Resources

I got this in my email and decided to share it with y'all. I want to make sure you guys keep a job. Don't say I've never given you anything to help you out in life! LOL

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What happened to only worrying about your kids stealing milk and cookies? These two fast tail heathens are outside getting.em.on! I bet they couldn't get halfway through the alphabet song, but they could tell you every body organ there is below the waist. He got his hands so far up her pants he probably giving the little girl a pap smear. They're supposed to be swapping Little Debbie snacks, not their personal goodies!

They had to see someone doing these acts because they are wayyyy to young to know about this stuff. I would have whipped their butts so good every time they saw someone kissing welts would appear all over their bodies.


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My girl is going to be mad at me for telling this story, but I had to do it! Cuz this ish right hurr nigga, is pure comedy! Only in Chicago. LMAO I use a lot of different terms on this blog and many of you may not know exactly what that mean. Well TREATED is the word of the day and this is an example of what it means.

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I was chilling on Saturday, waiting on the homies to come over so we can have our girl night and I got a call of one of my close friend. This call MADE MY NIGHT! I'll give you all the synopsis how it went.

My girl was out shopping with her niece. She dropped her niece off and went to the crib after a long day. Her house phone started ringing, but she didn't pay it any mind. She figured it was just a telemarketer, or someone who would call her cellphone if she didn't' pick up. However, the house phone kept ringing and the cellphone never started. She started looking around for her cellphone and noticed it wasn't in her bag. She figured she left it in the car. She was getting ready to go down to her car, but the house phone starting ringing again. She stopped to check it and saw it was HER CELL PHONE CALLING. The call went like this:

My girl: Hello?
Caller: Aye, I got your phone.
My girl: Oh thanks. Where are you so I can pick it up?
Caller: I'm on ----- and -----
My girl: Okay! I'm on my way there right now.
Caller: Uh, you know it's gonna be a $20 to $25 finders fee?
My girl: WHAT?
Caller: Yeah times is hard, so you need to bring that finders
fee.


Wowwwww. You know my girl first reaction was to snap off......

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....but then she realized that going off probably would cause more harm than good. First of all, my girl probably would have tipped them regardless, but them DEMANDING it was a NO.NO. Payback is a mofo, and she got them good! This is what happened.

My girl went back there to get her phone. She took a $20, RIPPED IT IN HALF, and folded it up so they wouldn't know they were getting treated. When she got there of course the people where crackheads. *throws hands up* They made the exchange and the the crackheard had the audacity to ask for a hug! SMH My girl just got in the car and dipped. I would have LOVED to see how they're faces cracked once they realized they only had half of a $20. Priceless. She told those folks in the words of Martin...



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